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Riends about proper biting etiuette But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau a vampire who could have his pick of any woman dead or aliveHE'LL SHOW HER HOW TO USE THEMRich powerful and drop—.

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[BOOKS] ✸ The Accidental Vampire ⚦ Lynsay Sands – Chickenshedcafe.uk FATE GAVE HER FANGSEver since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin staying out of the sun and giving up garlic She knows there's to being undead tFATE GAVE HER FANGSEver since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin staying out of the sun and giving up garlic She knows there's to being undead than what she saw in Dracula but she can't very well ask her mortal f.

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  1. Jilly Jilly says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBThese books are pure cheesy vamp romance with a big helping of smut on the side And this one had a lot of stupid people that were entertaining as can beWe have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis as I thought That would be Elvii who has been a female vampire for 5 years She was turned without knowing what how or absolutely anything about vampire stuff She never knew her sire so she has basically had to figure this whole thing out by herself Let's just say that I'm not exactly sure how Elvi has survive


  2. Jessica Jessica says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBOh boy oh boy My first real paranormal romance not YA not vampire hunting with a side of relationship but an honest to goodness real live romance novel I read it on the way to ChicagoAh the eternal uestion where the insert expletive of choice are the editors?I spend a lot of time wondering this I see movies like for example The Da Vinci Code and am astonished that apparently in every single stage of production everyone involved failed to notice and remark upon the fact that This can't be this the fleur de lis is not a line that should have ever been written let alone spoken on screen Honestly people you all failed


  3. CC CC says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBThis was so bad It had a lot of potential but it fulfilled none of it Stupidest heroine of the series I feel sorry for the hero I am giving 2 stars because I listened on audio and figure reading it would have been a little better The narration sucked


  4. Buggy Buggy says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBOpening Line It was a high pitched scream that woke Elvi THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance wherein the main characters are all in their 60's and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis This is also not a series that you need to read in order which is great It's nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what's going on Elvie Black was accidentally turned into a Vampire while vacationing in Mexico with her best friend Upon returning home she watches Dracula in an attempt to understand how to live like a Vampire She runs a BB and is the star attraction at the local resturaunt where she gives birthday bites to the townsfolk As her friends age they fear that she will be left alone and subseuently place a personals ad in the paper This brings several sexy Vampire suiters into town all vying for Elvie's attention One in particular


  5. Ivana Azap Feješ Ivana Azap Feješ says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBWe have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis as I thought That would be Elvii who has been a female vampire for 5 years Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi I was never uite sure what Victor's 3 rivals Edward Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition Victor Argeneau and his assistant DJ drive out to the small town of Port Henry to meet this woman and find out what is going on It's not exactly discreet placing an ad in the paper and since Victor works for the Vampires ruling Council it's his job to access the damage and possibly bring this potential Rogue Vampire back to the council for judgement Elvi is an accidental vampire who was turned under unusual circumstances and has attracted the attention o


  6. Thomas Thomas says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBI'm not normally specifically a romance fan but this series holds a special place for me and this is my favorite book and it I will not however pretend to like the m


  7. Erin Erin says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBI pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting pointThe main character 'Elvi' real name is Ellen but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she's a vampire now and thats what vampires do Plus it's a take on Elvira is an absolute dumbass'I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires and thats what I am now don't have reflections never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire I'm sure it's gone now but I'm too chicken sh^t to find out'Same goes for the foodVampires only sleep in coffinsSame goes for no


  8. Christel Christel says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUBWas okay funny but not really what I expected but it was a good read Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me


  9. Shelby Shelby says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUB45 StarsI find it interesting how much this series parallels a traditional boy meets girl falls in love trope than most of the paranormal romance series' do The fact that the characters are vampires is really circumstantial Still I liked this one Mostly because of the silliness of it Elvi's truly an accidental vampire and all she knows about what it means to be one is what she's read or seen in movies So sleeping in a coffin and staying out of sunlight are only to of the most obvious ones Of course there's the drinking blood and not being able to eat real food too But having been turned in her sixties and having grown up i


  10. Dianne Dianne says:

    eBook chickenshedcafe.uk ò The Accidental Vampire eBook à The Accidental Epub / accidental pdf, vampire download, The Accidental book, The Accidental Vampire ePUB45 StarsLynsay Sands has one of the easiest to understand explanations of Vampirism or as the Argeneau's prefer Immortals Technology is a very cool thing to base your plotline on I love it and I really loved this story of an actual accidental vampireElvi was changed on a trip to Mexico with her best friend and since it was the whole town of Port Henry that encouraged her to go they all feel guilty about her becoming a vamp So they make arrangements Arrangements of all sorts from finding her blood to finding her a boyfriend Now Elvi doesn't know the first thing about being a vamp other than what she has seen in the movies and in books So she doesn't eat she sleeps in a coffin avoids mirrors and dresses like Elvira Now that Elvi's townsmen have brought her to the attention of the council there is going to be a problem so along comes Victor the Enforcer of the Immortals He has to find out just how many laws Elvi has broken This was a great s


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